# Dad Jokes

A collection of classic dad jokes.

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## Joke 1
**Setup:** Why don't scientists trust atoms?

**Punchline:** Because they make up everything!

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## Joke 2
**Setup:** I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

**Punchline:** It's impossible to put down!

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## Joke 3
**Setup:** Why did the scarecrow win an award?

**Punchline:** Because he was outstanding in his field!

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## Joke 4
**Setup:** I used to hate facial hair.

**Punchline:** But then it grew on me.

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## Joke 5
**Setup:** What do you call a fake noodle?

**Punchline:** An impasta!