From c2f1f92f684101ced3cde119709f5a64b081ee1a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Jakub Zych Date: Mon, 27 Apr 2026 23:48:58 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] Add Wyjebane License 1.0 A permissive, no-obligations license formalizing the author's sincere and durable indifference to whatever you do with this code. Reads cleanly in English while keeping the Polish name intact. --- LICENSE.md | 87 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 87 insertions(+) create mode 100644 LICENSE.md diff --git a/LICENSE.md b/LICENSE.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9e6bf1c --- /dev/null +++ b/LICENSE.md @@ -0,0 +1,87 @@ +# Wyjebane License 1.0 + +Copyright (c) 2026 Jakub Zych + +## Preamble + +The author has *wyjebane w to, co z tym zrobisz*. + +For readers unfamiliar with the Polish vernacular: this is an idiom of +profound, almost meditative indifference. It is stronger than "I don't mind." +It is stronger than "do as you wish." It conveys that the author has +deliberately, consciously, and with full presence of mind decided that the +fate of this software is none of their concern. Whatever you do with it — +whether you ship it, fork it, study it, mock it, sell it, set it on fire, +print it on a t-shirt, feed it to a language model, or quietly forget it +ever existed — the author remains, in their soul, completely *wyjebane*. + +This license formalizes that posture in a manner suitable for jurisdictions +that prefer their indifference written down. + +## Terms + +1. **Permission.** You are hereby granted permission to do absolutely + whatever you want with this software, its source code, its + documentation, and any derivative works thereof. Use it, copy it, modify + it, merge it, publish it, distribute it, sublicense it, sell it, or + incorporate it into a product that does the opposite of what was + intended. The author has *wyjebane*. + +2. **Attribution.** Attribution is appreciated but not required. If you + credit the author, that's nice. If you don't, that's also nice. The + author will not notice either way, because — see above — they have + *wyjebane*. + +3. **Modification.** You may modify the software in any manner you see fit, + including changes the author would personally find aesthetically + offensive. The author reserves no right to object, because objecting + would imply caring, and the author does not care. + +4. **Redistribution.** Redistribute freely, with or without modification, + in source or binary form, under this license or any other license, + including ones that contradict this one. The author trusts the legal + system to sort out any resulting paradoxes without their involvement. + +5. **Commercial use.** Sell it. Don't sell it. Build a unicorn startup on + top of it and never speak the author's name. This is fine. The author + will continue to be *wyjebane*. + +6. **No obligations of any kind.** You are not obligated to share + improvements, report bugs, file issues, open pull requests, send thank- + you notes, or acknowledge the software's existence. Conversely, the + author is not obligated to accept contributions, respond to messages, + maintain the software, fix anything, or keep it online. Mutual + *wyjebanie* is the default state of this relationship. + +7. **No warranty.** The software is provided "as is", without warranty of + any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to warranties + of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and + noninfringement. In no event shall the author be liable for any claim, + damages, or other liability, whether in an action of contract, tort, or + otherwise, arising from, out of, or in connection with the software or + the use or other dealings in the software. The author had *wyjebane* + when they wrote it and continues to have *wyjebane* about its + consequences. + +8. **License compatibility.** This license is intended to be compatible + with everything. If you find a license it conflicts with, the author + suggests resolving the conflict in whatever direction is most + convenient for you. The author will not be participating in the + resolution. + +9. **Termination.** This license cannot be terminated, revoked, rescinded, + or withdrawn by the author, because doing so would require the author + to care, and the author does not. + +10. **Governing principle.** In any matter not explicitly covered by this + license, the governing principle is the foundational doctrine: the + author has *wyjebane w to, co z tym zrobisz*. Apply this principle + liberally and in good faith. + +## Closing + +By using this software you acknowledge that you have read this license, +understood its central thesis, and accept that the author's indifference +is sincere, durable, and non-negotiable. + +Go in peace. Or don't. *Wyjebane.*