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A permissive, no-obligations license formalizing the author's sincere and durable indifference to whatever you do with this code. Reads cleanly in English while keeping the Polish name intact.
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Wyjebane License 1.0
Copyright (c) 2026 Jakub Zych
Preamble
The author has wyjebane w to, co z tym zrobisz.
For readers unfamiliar with the Polish vernacular: this is an idiom of profound, almost meditative indifference. It is stronger than "I don't mind." It is stronger than "do as you wish." It conveys that the author has deliberately, consciously, and with full presence of mind decided that the fate of this software is none of their concern. Whatever you do with it — whether you ship it, fork it, study it, mock it, sell it, set it on fire, print it on a t-shirt, feed it to a language model, or quietly forget it ever existed — the author remains, in their soul, completely wyjebane.
This license formalizes that posture in a manner suitable for jurisdictions that prefer their indifference written down.
Terms
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Permission. You are hereby granted permission to do absolutely whatever you want with this software, its source code, its documentation, and any derivative works thereof. Use it, copy it, modify it, merge it, publish it, distribute it, sublicense it, sell it, or incorporate it into a product that does the opposite of what was intended. The author has wyjebane.
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Attribution. Attribution is appreciated but not required. If you credit the author, that's nice. If you don't, that's also nice. The author will not notice either way, because — see above — they have wyjebane.
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Modification. You may modify the software in any manner you see fit, including changes the author would personally find aesthetically offensive. The author reserves no right to object, because objecting would imply caring, and the author does not care.
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Redistribution. Redistribute freely, with or without modification, in source or binary form, under this license or any other license, including ones that contradict this one. The author trusts the legal system to sort out any resulting paradoxes without their involvement.
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Commercial use. Sell it. Don't sell it. Build a unicorn startup on top of it and never speak the author's name. This is fine. The author will continue to be wyjebane.
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No obligations of any kind. You are not obligated to share improvements, report bugs, file issues, open pull requests, send thank- you notes, or acknowledge the software's existence. Conversely, the author is not obligated to accept contributions, respond to messages, maintain the software, fix anything, or keep it online. Mutual wyjebanie is the default state of this relationship.
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No warranty. The software is provided "as is", without warranty of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and noninfringement. In no event shall the author be liable for any claim, damages, or other liability, whether in an action of contract, tort, or otherwise, arising from, out of, or in connection with the software or the use or other dealings in the software. The author had wyjebane when they wrote it and continues to have wyjebane about its consequences.
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License compatibility. This license is intended to be compatible with everything. If you find a license it conflicts with, the author suggests resolving the conflict in whatever direction is most convenient for you. The author will not be participating in the resolution.
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Termination. This license cannot be terminated, revoked, rescinded, or withdrawn by the author, because doing so would require the author to care, and the author does not.
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Governing principle. In any matter not explicitly covered by this license, the governing principle is the foundational doctrine: the author has wyjebane w to, co z tym zrobisz. Apply this principle liberally and in good faith.
Closing
By using this software you acknowledge that you have read this license, understood its central thesis, and accept that the author's indifference is sincere, durable, and non-negotiable.
Go in peace. Or don't. Wyjebane.